Washington's Broken

[sung to the tune of Morning Has Broken by Cat Stevens]

Washington's broken since the first morning

When it was spoken: Hail the new Chief;

Bad news for blacklisted nation Muslims

And beneficiaries of Obamacare.

Blame not the gun laws for all the  gun deaths,

So says the White House, but mental health;

Mocks global warming;

Talks about bombing

Kim Jong-un's people by means of stealth.

Good news for poachers, bad news for elephants
Who had Obama watching their backs;

Snubs his own people, prefers the Russians,
Hates when reporters report the facts.

Washington's broken since the first morning

When it was spoken: Hail the new Chief;

Bad news for blacklisted nation Muslims

And beneficiaries of Obamacare.