Some Tweets Are "Gee," Some Tweets Are Dumb

[sung to the tune of Tweedledee Tweedledum by Middle Of The Road]

Do you recall some years ago

Up in a tower that was there for show,

Inside his cavern,

Our Donald, he was planning,

There's gonna be a showdown with somebody he loathes.

Well, he's been there a year or so,
And what's been happening, don't we all know?

You'll find him tweeting from his phone every morning,

At night too, it's a warning,

He's cooking up a storm.

Soon you'll hear ten thousand people shouting,

"Someone, take that phone out from those hands."

If you knew his reasons you'll be doubting

That he'll ever understand.

Some tweets are, "Gee," some tweets are dumb:

The tune detractors always used to hum

Whenever Donald did something only Donald

And no one else but Donald would ultimately do.

[Pa-oomp, paa-oomp, paa-oomp, paa-oomp, paa-oomp.] 6x

Do you recall some years ago

Up in a tower that was there for show,

Inside his cavern,

Our Donald, he was planning,

There's gonna be a showdown with somebody he loathes.

Soon you'll hear ten thousand people shouting,

"Someone, take that phone out from those hands."

If you knew his reasons you'll be doubting

That he'll ever understand.

[Some tweets are, "Gee," some tweets are dumb:

The tune detractors always used to hum

Whenever Donald did something only Donald

And no one else but Donald would ultimately do.] 3x and fade


[Copyright 2017 Thomas L. Carlos]